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This isn't really a joke but when someone says, I'm hungry or I'm cold or something, I always laugh when people say Nice to meet you hungry I'm Cami. I laugh every time. I don't know why.
A hillbilly family's only son saves up money to go to college. After about three years, he comes back home. They are sitting around the dinner table, when the dad says, ''Well son, you done gone to college, so you must be perty smart. Why don't you speak some math fer' us?'' ''Ok, Pa.'' The son then says, ''Pi R squared.'' After a moment, the dad says, ''Why son, they ain't teached ya nothin'! Pie are round, cornbread are square.''
This isn't really a joke but when someone says, I'm hungry or I'm cold or something, I always laugh when people say Nice to meet you hungry I'm Cami. I laugh every time. I don't know why.
ReplyDeleteSo there's a Mexican Magician and he's like on the count of three I'm going to disappear. He's like uno... dos... POOF. He left without a tres.
ReplyDeleteQ: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
ReplyDeleteA: "Put it on my bill."
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ReplyDeleteIts more of a pun but hey it is still funny
ReplyDeleteA man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
A hillbilly family's only son saves up money to go to college. After about three years, he comes back home. They are sitting around the dinner table, when the dad says, ''Well son, you done gone to college, so you must be perty smart. Why don't you speak some math fer' us?'' ''Ok, Pa.'' The son then says, ''Pi R squared.'' After a moment, the dad says, ''Why son, they ain't teached ya nothin'! Pie are round, cornbread are square.''
ReplyDeleteI knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!
ReplyDeleteWhat happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
ReplyDeleteIt gets toad away
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
ReplyDeleteIt gets toad away